Imagine I'm telling this story after a few beers, it'll be funnier...
So this guy came into the hospital the other day. Apparently, he was working in Lodja in the diamond mine and swallowed a rock the size of the the Hope Diamond (so he says) in an attempt to smuggle it out.....Well he starts getting belly pain, go figure, and wants the sister to excise that betty. So they take an x-ray, nothing! But he's in pain so they fillet his ass, still nothing! Then after he recovered, he demands his booty! When the sisters turn out empty pockets, he flips the script and goes, of all places, to the POLICE! He re-lives the adventure and his narrow escape (Indiana Jones style) and at the end of the tale, they arrest him!
THEN, he accuses the sisters of pinching the rock while he was under the knife, David Copperfield style! So the prosecutor wants the sister to alakazam and appear in Lodja, effectively shutting down the hospital. They say 'no dice' (exact words!) and he is heading here. What’s amazing is that they are entertaining this idiot that 'stole' the stone!
He probably lost it when he released the chocolate hostages!
So this guy came into the hospital the other day. Apparently, he was working in Lodja in the diamond mine and swallowed a rock the size of the the Hope Diamond (so he says) in an attempt to smuggle it out.....Well he starts getting belly pain, go figure, and wants the sister to excise that betty. So they take an x-ray, nothing! But he's in pain so they fillet his ass, still nothing! Then after he recovered, he demands his booty! When the sisters turn out empty pockets, he flips the script and goes, of all places, to the POLICE! He re-lives the adventure and his narrow escape (Indiana Jones style) and at the end of the tale, they arrest him!
THEN, he accuses the sisters of pinching the rock while he was under the knife, David Copperfield style! So the prosecutor wants the sister to alakazam and appear in Lodja, effectively shutting down the hospital. They say 'no dice' (exact words!) and he is heading here. What’s amazing is that they are entertaining this idiot that 'stole' the stone!
He probably lost it when he released the chocolate hostages!
Not this big, but you get the idea!
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